Just be fucking honest about how you feel about people while you’re alive.


John Mayer (via hefuckin)

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"food’s ready come downst-"


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i was with a new friend yesterday and he was telling us how he worked on a maple syrup farm and then he kind of pulls me aside and was like “hey don’t tell anyone but i can get you some maple syrup at a nice discount price but technically it’s not legal but let’s keep that on the down low” and i think i just made friends with an illegal maple syrup dealer



does anyone else convert oxygen into carbon dioxide or is that just me lol 

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how do dogs go down stairs on all fours that shit is terrifying

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Ride - Lana Del Rey

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Lol I’m so used to showers I thought I’d change it up a bit and take a bath.

Buttercream bathbomb.
And Lana Del Rey.
All I’m missing is bubbles, candles, and chocolate covered strawberries lol
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